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Update about the past month

March 24, 2008 · 15 Comments

Things have happened in my life in the past month, things I haven’t mentioned in my blog. Things of gravity which deserve mention, so here goes.

Around a month and 3-4 days ago, a few days before my final exams I got sick. High fever which refused to come down. The doctor had a hunch that it might be something serious and told me to give a bloodtest. I missed the first exam because I still hadn’t recovered from fever. We got the test reports before the next exam and it confirmed that I had typhoid which meant I was confined to bedrest for atleast 3 weeks. My mother called the school and informed them that I won’t be able to appear for the exams. They said they would consider my marks in the midterms for calculating my percentage. I failed both chemistry and physics in the midterms so basically that meant I won’t meet the passing criteria and that had me worried.

My mother went to school and talked to the vice-principal. She said that I’d have to give a retest once I recover since I failed two major subjects in the midterms. She also recommended that I change streams since I seemed to have no interest in science. Later at home when my mother told me about it I decided this was the best opportunity to try to convince her to let me take Arts. I also told her I hadn’t prepared a thing for the exams and would probably fail the retests too. She freaked out at that but she did seem to be considering Arts. I was happy and hopeful for a while but alas! She backtracked the next day. She discussed it with my dad (who is currently posted in Mumbai) and they decided that I was capable enough of studying science and that Arts is too risky bother with. I was told to face facts and develop an interest in science. I refused to give in and simply told them I’d fail the tests on purpose if they forced me into science. Finally, after hours of arguing they finally realized how opposed to science I am. They gave me an alternative. Commerce. I was told to forget Arts and choose between Science and Commerce. That was tough. I am not particularly fond of commerce either. Ultimately, I figured commerce was the lesser of two evils. That raised another set of questions. Should I repeat 11th? Should I shift to commerce in 12th? If I do so, will I be able to cope? It was decided atlast that I’d shift to commerce in 12th, see if I can cope, if not I shift to 11th in July. So now I had to pass retests for which I was not prepared at all. I found it to be funny that in order to escape the subjects I loathed I had to pass them first.

The school people got in touch with us finally last week and asked me and my mother to go and meet the vice principal. I was a bundle of nerves when I went there. There were all these commerce teachers sitting there with her, teachers I hardly knew. And there was my class teacher too. They asked me if I really wanted to change streams and I said yes. The accountancy teacher then gave me a royal lecture on the difficulties of the commerce stream. I remained adamant because I really wanted to get out of science. Since I had passed maths in the midterms and done well in the maths Unit Test I was told I wouldn’t have to give a retest. Instead, there is going to be a small test in May in accountancy and business studies to see if Im able to cope. Bloody relief. After over a month of endless suspense, everything has been sorted out. I am now officially a 12th standard commerce student!  :D

My school reopened today but the Doctor has ordered me to rest for another week. :( I’m sick of being confined to the house all day. I’ve gotten so lethargic.

Now for the other important thing. Not really important but interesting nonetheless.

Last Thursday evening I went for a walk in the park. The weather was heavenly, the sky was ominously dark, the smell of rain hung heavily in the air and a gentle wind rippled through the trees. It was irresistable. I had to go out. And go out I did, a pen in my pocket, a small notebook in hand (I carry my pen and notebook wherever I go) and my trusted and beloved MP3 player plugged to my ears. Gerry Rafferty’s Baker Street is a great song for a walk in pleasant weather btw. Anyway, I made my way to the park and sat down on an unoccupied bench, enjoying the climes, observing the kids playing there and grooving to the music. The adults who generally come there to walk had disappeared by then. I tried writing but inspiration kept evading me. Soon it got dark and the wind died down too. There was no rain. I was thoroughly disappointed. And to make matters worse, there were god damn mosquitos everywhere.

A bunch of kids, all around 9-10 years of age, were playing cricket nearby. It wasn’t a pretty sight, they were horrible at it. But what else can be expected of 10 year olds? I was probably even worse at that age. A bunch of guys around my age were hanging out nearby with their girlfriends. They were huge. And they were constantly taunting the kids and interrupting their game in what seemed to be an attempt at showing how tough they were and impress their girlfriends. One of the kids got fed up of it and lashed back at one of the guys. The guy, sensing the threat to his manhood, grabbed the kid by his collar and threatened to hit him. The others kid stopped playing and merely gaped. And neither his friends nor the girls told him to stop. Feeling that things were getting a tad too thick I kind of intervened and told the chap to pick someone his own size.

Sensing another threat to his manhood *rolleyes* he turned on me. I am half his size. Last I checked, picking someone your own size didn’t mean beating up someone who comes to your shoulders and has thighs as thick as your arms. As I said, I am puny and something of a natural pacifist (read yellow). The standard abuses were exchanged and since I have a razor sharp wit (as you can see, I am not very high on modesty) it just made him seem dumber. So he did the logical thing and punched me in the face. His friends then decided to join in on the fun. So there I was, lying on the grass getting punched and kicked all over the place. I think I managed to hit one of them in the groin while swinging my arms wildly trying to block blows. By the time they were done, I was numb with pain, the kids were thoroughly entertained and their girlfriends were significantly impressed.

I remained on the ground for a little longer then got up, picked up my notebook, pen and MP3 player and staggered back home, keeping to the darker parts of the streets so no one could see the bruises. I got home and saw that my mother wasn’t back yet. I went to the bathroom and did a damage check.

a) Beauty of a black eye
b) Splendid bruise on the ribs
c) Busted lip

There are more injuries but they’re really minor ones. Generally body ache, scraped knees and all that rot.

The pain has lessened now but I still haven’t entirely recovered.

Oh and my mother has forbidden me from stepping out of the house for a few weeks. She makes it seem like I messed with the mafia or something. What are those dumbfuck delinquents gonna do, riddle me with bullets from their Thompsons the moment they see me?

 Currently listening to: The Who – Behind Blue Eyes

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15 responses so far ↓

  • sulz // March 24, 2008 at 2:58 pm | Reply

    wow, thyphoid sounds serious. what’s it really? you’re okay now right, seeing as you’re able to blog about it? :)

    and gosh, what a walk in the park that turned out to be! good on you for standing up for the kid. did they say anything to you? i bet they ran away, that would be understandable, but this sort of thing would stay in their memories for a long, long time, much longer than your injuries.

  • ish // March 24, 2008 at 6:05 pm | Reply

    There goes another sciency. *sigh*

    Lucky you, maybe. My mum never considered Commerce somehow and we don’t have Arts at school. Whenever I used to get bad results, mum would ask me why I had taken Non-Medical when I didn’t wanna study. So I told her to let me take Commerce and then she goes around trying to explain why I shouldn’t take it and why engineering is better. And then she gets to say that she never stopped me from doing what I wanted. Parents. 8-|

    And go easy on the fights if possible man. But good thing you stood up for the rights of the kid. And I wonder how these guys can manage to be so huge. I have many of them at tuitions and I’m always half in size as compared to them. One of my best friends is twice of me in length and breadth as well but thank God he isn’t one of them bullies. Whenever I go for fighting somewhere, I take him along. :P There was this one time he jumped a red light on his scooter with me sitting behind him and banged into a car. It was all his fault but funnily the car owner never said anything despite the huge dent on his car. If it were me, he would have called my parents and kicked my ass big time I’m sure.

  • Magik Quilter // March 24, 2008 at 6:27 pm | Reply

    How is he typhoid now? CJ told me what happened with the fight. Don’t know what to say about the bullies except every mother’s usual what were you thinking? One of you against lots of them…imagine if they had not stopped. All I can say apart from knowing when to pick your battles is it is a pity you were not really contagious cause that would have served them right!
    Hope you are getting better….please don’t go around standing up for kids who should know enough to leave well alone. You know even adults are told now to get police, not to try to help themselves..we have had a lot of dead heroes here lately. You can be a hero by writing about these things it is a lot safer, and you are a lot better at it. Um.. last bit my attempt at humour.

  • Bharat Iyer // March 25, 2008 at 3:15 pm | Reply

    Sulz: Google is your best friend. :P

    And typhoid is not so serious that I can’t get out of bed or something. I blogged through it. :P I’ve recovered now. Still a bit weak though.

    The kids stood and watched. Some of them seemed scared, others seemed entertained.

    Ish: Science was my parents’ first preference but out of necessity they’ve come to terms with commerce. My mother’s only cause for complaint is that as an engineer I could have started earning good money right after my bachelor’s degree whereas it’ll take me longer as a commerce student. But that’s a moot point considering the fact that I have no intention of working right after a bachelor’s degree.

    And of course the guy in the car didn’t say anything, especially what with all these road rage cases that the newspapers and tv channels are rife with. :P

    Magik Quilter: The typhoid is much better, I’m just a little weak now. And typhoid is contagious actually, however I was beyond the stage of passing it on to anyway by then. One can hope though. :P

    I’m a slave to the impulse. I do these things inspite of my brain screaming ‘Steer clear you idiot! Don’t get into this!’. :/

  • Nidhi // March 25, 2008 at 5:07 pm | Reply

    my sympathies, dude. if you really do go about standing for lil kids like that, man, i feel like an idiot. misjudged you.
    never mind what i wrote at ish’s blog. too bad wordpress doesn’t let you delete comments.
    tho, of course, if you must know, i thot you were a bit of a bully yourself from your last post. wimps or kids. ah, kids, then.

  • Ish // March 25, 2008 at 5:56 pm | Reply

    Oh well, he could’ve said whatever he wanted. It was our fault at the end of the day, not his. And moreover, Punjabi Jat’s aren’t scared of the news channels, you know. And he seemed like one.

  • Poonam Sharma // March 26, 2008 at 9:43 am | Reply

    oh, oh, oh that’s sad.

    I am sad why there is so much stigma around arts. People in this stream can do wonders. I was also denied of this stream.

    I am sad you had typhoid near exams. But then that worked out in end.

    I am sad that no one out of crowd of kids and girls came up to defend one guy who was being hit by many others. These weakling kids and teens convert into weakling adults too. Girl is being molested in broad daylight, they are bystander. Man is beaten to death on road, they are bystanders. Sick!

  • Bharat Iyer // March 26, 2008 at 10:27 pm | Reply

    Nidhi: It’s alright, I do not take what people say to me over the internet very seriously anyway. :P

    Yes, I can be a bully, a witty bully, I loathe hitting people unnecessarily. Most of the time though it’s just my twisted sense of humour working overtime. People often misinterpret it. *sigh* And I am not very proud of that chatlog anymore, I edited it out soon after I posted it. I wasn’t thinking that night. A couple of friends egged me on and like a dumb idiot I posted it. :|

    Ish: True. I hate people who commit a mistake and then turn aggressive on the other chap. Atleast have the balls to admit you fucked up.

    And LOL, Punjabi Jats won’t be scared by newschannels alright. Probably had a lathi or something in the boot of his car. :P

    Poonam: It’s sickening how singularly money-minded parents can get in this situation.

    Typhoid blows. As simple as that. It blows.

    I didn’t really expect 9 year old kids to jump to my rescue. And the girls seemed to be enjoying watching their boyfriends beat me up. :|

    No matter how astonishingly beautiful, I never want to be with such a girl. :/

    Maybe TV serial vamps aren’t as unrealistic as I thought. O.o :P

  • ish // March 27, 2008 at 3:25 pm | Reply

    Nah, not lathi’s. They have sluggers. See, recently this baseball coach from the US came to India and she was surprised to see how good Punjabi’s were with baseball and how interested they were. My reply to her was, yeah obviously, they beat people with slugger’s all day, they have to be good at it. :P

  • Bharat Iyer // March 27, 2008 at 6:57 pm | Reply

    Dunno, a baseball is a smaller target than a chap’s head. :P

  • ish // March 27, 2008 at 11:38 pm | Reply

    That can get sorted out eventually. The most important thing is to yank hard so you can get a home run and that they are pretty good at. :P

  • Amit // March 28, 2008 at 4:37 pm | Reply

    Oh Dear!!!
    The typhoid timing was really bad I guess but it atleast lead to the change of stream. :) Arts is not a bad stream at all but why didn’t you put your foot down initially??
    And about this “superhero” bit, don’t do it again. Anything and I mean any goddamn thing can happen nowadays. Maybe one of the guy was carrying a bottle of acid in his pocket. Maybe they would again stalk you and try to beat you up.
    I might be sounding like a grown up uncle going blah blah but that is the fact. Pick up any news paper and you would know what I mean.

    I am not asking you to be a bystander, but when you are 100% sure that you can’t be of any help, then backoff.

  • avikal2004 // March 28, 2008 at 7:41 pm | Reply

    chalo finally one person who changed from science to a different branch. After my 11th I had been trying to convince any 1othy i met not to join science(unless they had d brain).Bharat was one of them. Well done man. Anyways as I told you that you are a brilliant writer . Keep on the good work.

  • Vasudha // March 30, 2008 at 6:08 pm | Reply

    I’ve already given individual reactions to all of the above, so I’ll keep this rather redundant comment [not that my usual ones are any better, but you get the idea] short.

    a. Power to Commerce! :D
    b.Someone told me switching streams and then giving a retest in May was “not a bad idea.” Hmph. Talk about giving credit :P

  • Bharat Iyer // April 1, 2008 at 8:13 pm | Reply

    Amit: Why didn’t I put my foot down initially? Long story. Let’s not get into it.

    I wasn’t exactly trying to be a superhero. I’m impulsive. :/ And I was of help actually, the boy didn’t get beaten up. ;p

    Avikal: Science was a big mistake. I realise that now. And thanks for visiting the blog.

    Vasudha: So many people were telling me so many things. And quite a few of them were giving me the same advice. If I went about giving everyone credit, it’d take a blog post or two of it’s own. :P

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