Heh.

You know you’re a sadist when you, forced to courier a fucking package for your friend, pack it so tight that it takes him forever to open and this makes you feel better about having gone through all that effort to pack it and resist the urge to pop the frigging bubblewrap.

On a somewhat different note, I am addicted to this now. – http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/popnow.shtml

Yet another tag

Last movie seen in a theatre:

Dhoom. September 2004 I think. My friends forced me. No wait, does a school trip to watch Space Station 3D count? If so then April 2006.

What book are you reading?

Catch-22 by Joseph Heller and Histories by Herodotus

Favourite board game:

Scotland Yard, Cluedo, Monopoly

Favourite magazine:

The Magazine supplement of The Hindu and MAD.

Favourite smells:

Coconut oil, kerosene, a strange herb which grows near my house and whose name I know not.

Favourite sound:

The sound of orgasm.

Worst feeling in the world:

Getting kicked in the nuts.

What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?:

Is the download I started last night likely to be over?

Favourite fast food place:

Laxmi Bake Shop.

Future child’s name:

Samneric

Finish this statement, “If I had a lot of money I’d…” :

Hire ninja-pirates.

Do you drive fast?

I don’t drive. Never intend to.

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

If that’s what you call a fully loaded double barrelled shotgun. I call it Ethelred.

Do you eat the stems on broccoli?

Yeppers. Broccoli is not bad as it is made out to be. Poor little scapegoat.

Storms – Cool or Scary?

Cool for the most part. Scary when trees are almost being uprooted.

If you could dye your hair any colour, what would be your choice?

Flaming red, just for the ugliness factor.

Name all the different cities/towns you have lived in:

Delhi, Anand, Neyveli, Noida.

Favourite sports to watch:

Topless Women’s Mud Wrestling.

One nice thing about the person who sent this to you:

Abhilasha is a very good writer.

What’s under your bed?

I um… don’t have a bed. I sleep on the floor.

Would you like to be born as yourself again?

Hell yes.

Morning person or night owl?

Night owl.

Over easy or sunny side up?

Either works.

Favourite place to relax:

My study with lights switched off. The farms near my house when the weather’s good.

Favourite ice cream flavour:

Chocolate or butterscotch.

You pass this tag to –

No one.