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Entries from August 2008

A Sort Of Homecoming

August 28, 2008 · 19 Comments

‘Out!’

‘Not out!’

‘You’re out!’

‘No, I’m not!’

And it went on for the next fifteen minutes, Darkness had descended and both teams saw preferentially. The bowler saw the ball hit the concrete slab which they used as a wicket. The batsman saw the ball go past him for a wide. His teammates were equally convinced that the bowler’s foot was out of the crease.

‘I’m going home. It’s getting late.’ the bastman announced. He picked up his bat and ball and trudged off home. The others began drifitng homewards in groups of two or three. Vinay sat on the wicket with his face cupped in his palms. Darkness awakened a quesy sense of dread inside him. He couldn’t stay in the park. No, there were too many mosquitoes and Harsh had heard from the watchman that foxes came out from the woods at night. No, he had to go home. With a sigh he got up and set off from the park.

He took the longest route he knew with street lights. He cut across the lawn to a clump of bushes and high ornamental plants. He crouched low among the plants, brandishing a gnarled, termite ridden branch in his hand. He was a hunter. He was stalking the Savannah lion. He creeped among the bushes, signalling quietly to imaginary companions. He was no ordinary hunter. He was the huntmaster. He was the best of all the tribes. But huntmasters were old. He didn’t want to be old. No. He was a lone hunter trying to make his mark. Yes, that was it. He imagined a movement in the bush and hurled his spear which splintered promptly upon impact. He lapsed into a self invented ‘tribal dance’ to celebrate the kill. He heard something move for real and ran as fast as he could to the road where the lights blazed and everything was visible.

He stood in front of the building, reluctant to go in. He was hungry and tired and itchy from playing in the grass. He crossed the courtyard to the corridor and peeked in. The door was open and he could see the shoe rack across the room. He could see his school shoes, now coated with dust; his white canvas shoes which were slowly turing a pale brown shade due to youthful carelessness on the playground; big black seude shoes but no sandals. He was home. She wasn’t. He sighed and walked back to the courtyard. He sat on the neighbour’s scooter and idly plucked a leaf from the tree beside him. He tore it slowly with relish. It was Mukund, he had kicked him at school.

Mosquitoes were swarming over his head now and they darted again and again to strike him and then flew back away from his reach. They’re Mongols, he thought. He’d read about Mongols in a book in the library.

A man cycled past him at a furious pace, lost his balance and fell. He got up swiftly, hot with embarassment and kicked  the ground and his cycle angrily. ‘Fucking slippery road’.

‘Khashayarasha!’ he exclaimed. He had read about Xerxes in the same book.

He was very hungry now. He got off the scooter and walked toards the door, each step taken with utmost reluctance. On the stairs he was Perseus and he slew the Gorgon Medusa. The stick broke when he hit the column.

With a final, heavy sigh he walked to the door. He was Theseus in the dungeon. He walked in to be greeted by that familiar strong, fruity and pungent smell and curses slurred in inebriation.

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A Long Overdue Tag

August 14, 2008 · 8 Comments

Tagged by Vasudha. Here goes.

1. What have you realised recently?
No man can be an island. Not for very long, anyway.

2. Have you given your first kiss away?
Erm, no. Why must tags have these sort of questions? They belong to overdecorated slam books. :/

3. If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the 11 blog buddies you would take?
I’d rather be alone, really. But yeah, if I -have- to take someone with me then there are 3-4 people I won’t mind having with me. But thassit. :P

4. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
Half a kilometre ahead on the main road near my house. Farms. :D

5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
Let’s not go there. Too weird for words.

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
Yes, and pots of gold, and dancing Irish leprechauns in big buckled shoes and green pointy hats.

7. What are you afraid to lose the most now?
My belt. All my pants are loose. :|

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?

As I’ve previously mentioned, I’d hire ninjas.

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Not until things reach saturation point and I can hold it back no more.

10.List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Intelligent, creative and can do the hula hoop. :P

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?

I don’t really have a checklist of requirements. I can’t be that objective about love. It’s spontaneous for me. :/

12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
I don’t think I hate anyone. I’m largely indifferent to people.

13. What is the one thing you cannot live without?
Music.

14. If you have faults, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
I’d rather they told me.

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
I have no clue.*shrugs*

16. Are you a shopaholic or not?
Not really, no.

17. Find a word to describe the person who tagged you.
Veird. :P

18. If you have a chance. Which part of your character you would like to change?

I wish I were tad bit taller. Or maybe more even tempered. I have a tendency to get very angry very fast and then say things I greatly regret later on.

19. Whats the last shocking thing you’ve seen or heard?
The baby from Eraserhead. Hell, the entire damn movie. :|

20. Would you rather have love but no money or money but no love?

The former. Minimalists don’t require much money. :P

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If I Were The Prime Minister

August 7, 2008 · 5 Comments

I had an inter house creative writing competition at school last week. Usually I don’t participate in these competitons. They’re too dumb. But I think some house-spirit got into me that day and I signed up. *shudders* The teacher, knowing what a slacker I am, forced me to practise some topics. Smack bang in the middle of a writer’s block. Hmph. I wrote on ‘If I Were ThePrime Minister’. The teacher wanted something optimistic and uplifting and full of idealism. Here is what she got.

It is perhaps excessively optimistic to say that all politicians start out with honest intentions. However, it would be equally pessimistic to say none of them do.The proverbial ’system’ has a plague like tendency to affect everyone within it’s reach. The idea of one man fighting against the system and succeeding is mere cinematic romanticism. If I were to become the Prime Minister it would undoubtedly involve a lengthy campaign during which I would have made several ambiguous promises to the people in order to secure their votes. I would like to say I would live up to all those promises once I don the purple but that would be naive idealism. Realistically speaking, it is more likely that I will try, to an extent, and the ’system’ being what it is – a regressive monster whose reins are held by a band of unscrupulous bandits, it will in all probability prevent me from having any measure of success. Eventually I will give up in disgust and join that same merry gang. One more goes to the dark side. Ho hum.

One of the greatest flaws of democracy is that the people choose. This prevents real change from taking place for the public as a collective entity has the intelligence level of a newt and has next to nil foresight. Reservation in educational institutions for the constitutionally defined minorities is an excellent example of this problem. Reservation was never introduced as a permanent feature. It was meant to bring the minorities at par with the general category and then to be abolished. However it quickly evolved into a powerful political aide and is now an important tool of votebank politics. Anyone with the courage to propose it’s abolition will face intense opposition, both from the members of his own party and the Opposition party and if inspite of everything he/she succeeds the person has no chance of being re-elected. Hence anyone with even a drop of ambition running in their veins will never propose such a thing.

If I become the Prime Minster I would rather, through means political and military, effect a coup and establish enlightened despotism. Despotism in my opinion, is an excellent form of governance. For all it’s flaws it has none of the hypocrisy of democracy. A dictator has the power to implement what he deems right. A democractically elected leader does not have that privilege. He is subject to the whims of the public. At the same time he uses these to manipulate the public to his own needs. Democracy, just like communism, looks great in theory but fails upon implementation. It maintains a facade of success which is misleading and stunts real progress. The people think they have the power but they are played like puppets and they don’t realise it. Moreover, despotism provides a chance for revolution and catharsis. That is when real leaders come to the fore.

Not my best, but oh fuck well, this is all school competitions merit. the actual competition was a disaster of gigantic proportions. Better not to speak of it.

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